So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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