My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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