the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well you can't waste a boner
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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