Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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