Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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