the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
NoShamevember. You game?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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