So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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