So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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