Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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