Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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