Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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