Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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