Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I think people are normalizing furries
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Randomize
