check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Buhtt sex?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I believe in your delicious
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
