Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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