butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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