About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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