She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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