I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
