I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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