Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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