Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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