Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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