So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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