i permit you to call me
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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