hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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