My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You're earring is so big in my mouth
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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