Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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