Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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