hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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