i barfeds in our rink
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
It's never too late to be topless.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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