talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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