I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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