Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
