There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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