It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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