who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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