I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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