Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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