So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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