No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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