why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The beer is more important than you right now.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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