can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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