"it" just moved
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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