I think I just saw someone hide a body.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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