I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
her vagine was all disorganized.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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