That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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