Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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