So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just found a bag of teeth...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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