i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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