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it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
These tits shall not be calmed
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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