I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Drake has all the answers
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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