i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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