Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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