Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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