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If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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