My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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