I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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