The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
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