ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Dick very happy bro
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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