I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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